The One Where I Summarize Disney Movies with No Clue
I grew up without watching Disney movies. I didn't feel deprived by this, but apparently I didn't know what I was missing and it's not a real childhood if you haven't seen any of them. I've been realizing that I only have vague ideas of what the stories are actually about. Here are a few summaries of Disney movies by a person who hasn't actually seen them: Aladdin Boy who wears linen pants and a vest, but no shirt flies about on a rug. There is a blue genie who comes out of an oil bottle at times and I think he is evil. There is a girl with a long braid down her back who dances. I don't know how she is involved in the story. She probably falls in love with vest boy. (Update: I have watched the live action Aladdin that came out this year. Lots of singing. Genie is not evil and the only character I liked.) Lion King A baby lion is born. A crowd gathers as Father lion holds him up on a mountain and sings a tribal song. I think they are happy. Possibly so...